Do you have a drug problem? Perhaps you smoke some grass once in a while. Well you are not alone in fact so many people smoke marijuana in the United States that the FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation is having a tough time getting people to pass its tests. They say they must keep up the ethics in that branch of the Department of Justice. They say they have such a wonderful reputation such as the FBI deep throater, the Chinese Sex Spy Scandal, the Filipino who gave away national secret data and the laptops, which came up missing. Well we all know the list is too long to put them all in this small article, so we will not go there. We are to take the FBIs words at face value and forget all the evidence to the contrary. So you are a pot smoking druggie? Big deal, what are you waiting for? Go get a badge and a gun and get a job too? They pay 42,000 per year and just think how much you can support your habit? Even get some killer skunk bud from a drug bust for your own personal consumption. The FBI said they are having problems hiring people due to the huge drug use and acknowledged occasional use of marijuana and crystal meth in Colleges. They are now hiring for things like intelligence analysts, linguists, computer specialists, accountants and others and they are looking for pot smokers. The FBI says that they would not hire for the special agents or G-Men if you smoked pot, well at least not yet and not publicly yet. Already many divisions of the Department of Justice are pot smokers, for instance in the little baby DOJ agencies which are pretty much worthless like the FTC, lots of pot smoking bureaucrats there. Can you imagine this? This is the FBI, wwwhhhhhooooofffff, cough cough, we have you surrounded, now bring out the good stuff or we will blow up your compound. Yes, we should support the FBI and their changes in policy to hire recreational drugy pot smokers, good plan, real good guys. Did you know that even the entry level Entry-level intelligence analysts earn between $36,000 and $53,000, depending on qualifications, how much pot they smoke each week and where they are assigned to work. You know like the North Shore, along the borders or Northern California and Oregon. Remember that old FBI slogan; "Winners don't use drugs," so now they are saying; we want to hire drugy losers? So much for the war on drugs, but who are the real losers? Well that would be us those meek individuals called citizens who trust this farce for an agency protect us. Have you lost all respect for the FBI yet? Think on it, think about 9-11 and all the excuses while you are at it. Oh, we were busy scoring some pot off a dealer and smoking it in the back room? |
