If you can read this, turn me over!

That sticker was seen on the bumper of a jeep. The sign was up-side-down.

I like to read bumper stickers. You can find lots of them on the Internet if you want to save gasoline. I found the one on the jeep at http://www.berro.com/entertainment/bumper.htm.

A major theme for bumper stickers is school kids. We've all seen them:

My son is an honor student at Podunk High!

There are counter-stickers against such, like: Your honor student is pregnant with my "D" student's baby!"

One sticker at the reference above got my attention which was Cat: The other white meat!

The reason this grabbed me is that I once lived an hour or less from Philadelphia. There was a story going on in that town that years ago the cats were disappearing in a certain area. The mystery was solved when the authorities found that Chinese Restaurants were serving cat!

I have no idea whether this story is true or not, but having traveled in the Orient, it wouldn't surprise me if it were true at least somewhere in the world.

Here's one I like found at http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/bumper.htm: If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

We've all seen trailers next to the road turned upside down with the contents spread from hell to breakfast. That includes boat trailers up here in Idaho. When you are towing a trailer you always wonder: "Did I clamp that thing on right? Will that emergency chain hold?"

Here's another one on the honor kid found on the above reference: Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

And this: We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?

If you are in St. Augustine, Florida you can drink from Ponce de Leon's famous spring. Learn more at: http://www.fountainofyouthflorida.com/.

What? Are you still here?

Everybody else headed for Florida!

The End

copyrightJohn T. Jones, Ph.D. 2005

John T Jones, Ph.D.

Jones was a vice president of a Fortune 500 company subsidiary having the major responsibility for research and development and certain engineering functions. After he retired, he became editor of an international trade magazine. Jones is Executive Representative of IWS, sellers of Tyler Hicks wealth-success books and kits. He is a direct mail and mail order marketer and operates a dozen websites.

He has written three technical books, four novels (Bull, Revenge on the Mogollon Rim, Bone China, and In No Way Guilty), and many published papers on business, marketing, engineering and other topics. Details on many of these topics can be found at his personal web site.

Jones is a hack poet and amateur landscape painter. He lives in Idaho with his wife of 52 years. He has five children, three in medicine, a lawyer, and a portrait artist. The Jones? have thirty-two talented grandchildren (many with special musical talent and skills), and one great grand child.

Jones is a prolific writer which started when he was an engineering professor at Iowa State University (Go Cyclones!). He doesn?t know how to stop.